Craptions Classics April 01, 2010

"I just got back from the doctor honey, we're going to have a boy!" "...are you fucking serious?!"

Ceveron

Other Craptions

No one ever accused Pedophile Pete of being discrete.

RogersIB

This particuliar Playboy Mansion was shut down by Chris Hansen after only 1 day

metsfan

Last known whereabouts of every missing child for a three county radius.

the Japanese ambassador to the usa made himself at home

nowin3d

Yeah, it looks cute, but the sewer lines are all clogged up with hairballs......

LewScannon

Ricky Martin's summer home.

jtklove

Although it's surrounded by crack houses and meth labs, this drove down property values enough to cause the housing crash.

WilsonBurnell

Well this looks normal compared to the tentacle house next door.

Joey_09876

Funny, when all the young girls in the neighborhood started to disappear, that no one thought to look here.

carrieoakey

Hansel and Gretel killed the witch and moved in, the incestuous little bastards.

Fkelleghan

Practice house for teenage pranksters and vandals.

bettergonzo

Ironically, the house displays a "Beware of Dog" sign in the driveway.

Mr.Excalibur

Real Dolls gotta live somewhere

LewScannon

Wait, why is my house on cracked?

Drobe
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