"I just got back from the doctor honey, we're going to have a boy!" "...are you fucking serious?!"

No one ever accused Pedophile Pete of being discrete.

This particuliar Playboy Mansion was shut down by Chris Hansen after only 1 day

Last known whereabouts of every missing child for a three county radius.

the Japanese ambassador to the usa made himself at home

Yeah, it looks cute, but the sewer lines are all clogged up with hairballs......

Ricky Martin's summer home.

Although it's surrounded by crack houses and meth labs, this drove down property values enough to cause the housing crash.

Well this looks normal compared to the tentacle house next door.

Funny, when all the young girls in the neighborhood started to disappear, that no one thought to look here.

Practice house for teenage pranksters and vandals.

Hansel and Gretel killed the witch and moved in, the incestuous little bastards.

Ironically, the house displays a "Beware of Dog" sign in the driveway.

Real Dolls gotta live somewhere

Wait, why is my house on cracked?