From Broadway's upcoming 'Saw: The Musical'.
amjschmitzShe should quit while she's a head.
Colin Murdock"OHH rook at me.. i'm a white girr, i rike shoes and shopping..." - Racist Asian
nateboozeJigsaw fooled Tila Tequila so easily, he almost felt sorry for her. Almost.
yeahmeEverybody wants a little head!
bettergonzoEven after being decapitated in a horrible accident, Lianna still felt the need to hit the treadmill.
LewScannonThe American art of illusion doesn't translate well into Japanese.
carrieoakeyTammy was forced to this after she discovered the only way she could get her family to listen to her was if she was addressing them from a television.
WilsonBurnell"That's right lady, smile like the Masked Magician hadn't already spoiled this trick for everyone."
WilsonBurnellHow the HELL did I get here?!?!?! Last thing I remember was being in this car full of weed.....
somfasWhy do all lostgonzo's girlfriends end up like this?
AliceGoober"Wow, David Blaine just turned into a hot asian woman. Finally, he's done a stunt I approve of."
messYou aren't fooling us, hon.
Fkelleghan