From Broadway's upcoming 'Saw: The Musical'.
"I'll take what's behind door number two, Monty...."
She should quit while she's a head.
"OHH rook at me.. i'm a white girr, i rike shoes and shopping..." - Racist Asian
Jigsaw fooled Tila Tequila so easily, he almost felt sorry for her. Almost.
Everybody wants a little head!
Even after being decapitated in a horrible accident, Lianna still felt the need to hit the treadmill.
Tammy was forced to this after she discovered the only way she could get her family to listen to her was if she was addressing them from a television.
The American art of illusion doesn't translate well into Japanese.
"That's right lady, smile like the Masked Magician hadn't already spoiled this trick for everyone."
This is the worst season of Idol yet.
How the HELL did I get here?!?!?!
Last thing I remember was being in this car full of weed.....
Why do all lostgonzo's girlfriends end up like this?
You aren't fooling us, hon.
"Wow, David Blaine just turned into a hot asian woman. Finally, he's done a stunt I approve of."