San Francisco Stonehenge

OK, fuck you IKEA. I'm not putting this shit together.

This is hideous to look at, serves no real purpose, and appeals to a very small select group of people, in other words, it's Art!

WNBA Dildos

3 of the 6 things men do to get laid that science says turns women off.

Tribute to Bad Snack Ideas #27: Bubble gum flavored cheese puffs.

I don't know what kind of drugs this artist was on when they designed this, but they should have just said NO.

Conveniently parked where Clark Griswold can back into them.

This can't be America, they haven't been tagged yet...

This doesn't belong in the center of town, it belongs tucked in shame under your older sister's pillow.

Commemorates the lone lost tourist, who asked for directions and got two different answers.

Actual tapeworms removed from John Madden's lower colon.

It seems like the front one is waving at us. Hello to you too, enormous waste of taxpayer money.

Some forms of abstract art are less abstract than others.

Penis joke number 539: "Wow. Those really look like giant penises!" Fine, you do better...