"Danger" is Sam's middle name. Of course, "Unnecessary" is his first name. His last name is "Jones", which isn't particularly relevant to this picture.

I DONT CARE! I HAVE HEALTHCARE NOW!

In a hurry to post the first Craption, Sammy accidentally plugs his ethernet into a live power line.

In Kenya everyone enjoys HBO for free

He's color-blind and he thinks he's defusing a bomb. We told him to clip the red wire.

WTF? Nobody's going to even see your garage sale sign way up there.

In the third world, an electric clothes dryer means something different than it does here in America

They say I'm supposed to say something funny, but the only thing funny around here is it's always the same people who round out the top twenty.

And Joe hooks up another illegal cable connection for the folks in the trailer park

Ivan decided his neighbors were right. It WAS time to take his Christmas lights down.

Iran will try anything to hide their nuclear weapons from IAEA inspectors.

Joe's Diner gave him five dollars and a piece of pie to plug himself in to the electrical grid and see if his eyes would flash "Eat At Joe's" like in so many Looney Tunes cartoons.

It took nerves of steel, but he was able to do it. He took out the wrenched ankle.

In Sri Lanka "Telephone Switchboard Operator" is one of the 10 deadliest jobs you can have.

"When I've finished this, she'll think I'm calling from somewhere inside the house!"