Pants sold separately.

Less than meets the eye.

Brad thought, "Technically, if I'm in character, I'm not really in violation of the restraining order Megan Fox has against me."

Sad thing is, I don't think we can blame Japan for this one.

He's learned his lesson. Last time he wore the full outfit, he peed his pants.

"I'm just a kid, and I know this doofus needs to get laid"

TRANSFORMERS VIRGINS IN DISGUISE

Fools! When the robot apocalypse arrives, I'll be the only man spared to enjoy those "women" you keep telling me about.

You can dress up, but nothing will hide the stink of mom's basement.

This is all subterfuge, he's really going to see Valentine's Day.

Come on....where's that fist from two days ago when you need it???

The concession stand was going to give him back the correct change and honor his coupon, or so help him....

This is what the Republicans think a homosexual is.

I was gonna impress the crowd, but then I got high.

It was the combination codpiece/fanny pack that sold him on this version of the outfit.