Don't play rock, paper, scissors with God.
"And you're telling me this gets beat by paper?"
My first wish? Well, I could really use a hand with my garden.
...and sometimes God works in non-mysterious, smite-'em-all, straightforward ways.
God tried to punch Chuck Norris, and Chuck cut his fucking hand off!
I feel bad for the guys lawn that the giants penis fell on.
Every time you do drugs, God does this to a puppy.
I would hit that like the fist of an angry God.
It's a Trojan Fist. At midnight, a swarm of Oompa Loompas will emerge and take over the factory.
Is there an inscription on it? 'Cause I lost one like that.
Fisting...Michael Bay style.
Monty Python tried a lot of other things before they settled on a giant foot.
It took forever and cost him his giant fist, but he finally got that fly.
Removable hands are great things for when you need a manicure but don't have the time to wait around while it's performed.
Turned upside down like that, it means the OPPOSITE of Black Power...