Don't play rock, paper, scissors with God.
Jokester"And you're telling me this gets beat by paper?"
messMy first wish? Well, I could really use a hand with my garden.
Jokester...and sometimes God works in non-mysterious, smite-'em-all, straightforward ways.
jtkloveGod tried to punch Chuck Norris, and Chuck cut his fucking hand off!
RodneyHardmanI feel bad for the guys lawn that the giants penis fell on.
JCarltonEvery time you do drugs, God does this to a puppy.
sephiroth3I would hit that like the fist of an angry God.
chilimaggotIt's a Trojan Fist. At midnight, a swarm of Oompa Loompas will emerge and take over the factory.
davestuckeyIs there an inscription on it? 'Cause I lost one like that.
FkelleghanFisting...Michael Bay style.
DocBrosnanTurned upside down like that, it means the OPPOSITE of Black Power...
LewScannon