Don't play rock, paper, scissors with God.
Jokester"And you're telling me this gets beat by paper?"
messMy first wish? Well, I could really use a hand with my garden.
Jokester...and sometimes God works in non-mysterious, smite-'em-all, straightforward ways.
jtkloveGod tried to punch Chuck Norris, and Chuck cut his fucking hand off!
RodneyHardmanEvery time you do drugs, God does this to a puppy.
sephiroth3I feel bad for the guys lawn that the giants penis fell on.
JCarltonI would hit that like the fist of an angry God.
chilimaggotIt's a Trojan Fist. At midnight, a swarm of Oompa Loompas will emerge and take over the factory.
davestuckeyIs there an inscription on it? 'Cause I lost one like that.
FkelleghanFisting...Michael Bay style.
DocBrosnanTurned upside down like that, it means the OPPOSITE of Black Power...
LewScannon