Craptions Classics March 24, 2010

Well to answer your question, it's very difficult. That's why I installed this little flap in the front of my armor.

Joey_09876

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I usually love playing "Spot the Virgin", but this one is just way too easy.

RodneyHardman

Protecting a lady's honor as a career choice isn't as popular with the kids as it used to be.

carrieoakey

You know it's bad when even the wench refuses to make eye contact.

seannyb

I think thjis guy spent a lot of time buffing a lot more than his armor.

He can't access his penis, but that's not really going to be an issue for him.

Julius_Goat

Sir Masturbates-A-Lot

RodneyHardman

Alas! I had forgotten the effect of the RenFaire breasts! My weiner doth oucheth!

Wicked_One

IronMan the lost years.

cmongo

Suddenly, Wile E. Coyote appeared atop the building, wielding a giant ACME magnet...

Valthonis

The Dork Knight

GaseousClay

Nobody cared that the knight standing guard outside their junior high wouldn't let anybody back into class.

LewScannon

Knights of the no table , only two chairs

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