Well to answer your question, it's very difficult. That's why I installed this little flap in the front of my armor.
Rule #1: No one talks about midevial fight club
Invisible horse. Invisible sword. Invisible respect.
I usually love playing "Spot the Virgin", but this one is just way too easy.
Protecting a lady's honor as a career choice isn't as popular with the kids as it used to be.
You know it's bad when even the wench refuses to make eye contact.
I think thjis guy spent a lot of time buffing a lot more than his armor.
He can't access his penis, but that's not really going to be an issue for him.
Alas! I had forgotten the effect of the RenFaire breasts! My weiner doth oucheth!
IronMan the lost years.
Suddenly, Wile E. Coyote appeared atop the building, wielding a giant ACME magnet...
The Dork Knight
Knights of the no table , only two chairs
Nobody cared that the knight standing guard outside their junior high wouldn't let anybody back into class.