Well to answer your question, it's very difficult. That's why I installed this little flap in the front of my armor.

Rule #1: No one talks about midevial fight club

Invisible horse. Invisible sword. Invisible respect.

I usually love playing "Spot the Virgin", but this one is just way too easy.

Protecting a lady's honor as a career choice isn't as popular with the kids as it used to be.

You know it's bad when even the wench refuses to make eye contact.

I think thjis guy spent a lot of time buffing a lot more than his armor.

He can't access his penis, but that's not really going to be an issue for him.

Sir Masturbates-A-Lot

Alas! I had forgotten the effect of the RenFaire breasts! My weiner doth oucheth!

IronMan the lost years.

Suddenly, Wile E. Coyote appeared atop the building, wielding a giant ACME magnet...

The Dork Knight

Nobody cared that the knight standing guard outside their junior high wouldn't let anybody back into class.

Knights of the no table , only two chairs