Craptions Classics March 23, 2010

As part of the new healthcare bill, all citizens must wear masks to stop the spread of democracy.

cmongo

Other Craptions

During Nazi occupation, Jews had to try different methods to hide their identities. They weren't very successful.

Joey_09876

Yes, milady, you see the muzzle. But do you see the ANIMAL it contains?

seannyb

"See? Now neither one of us shall catch cooties!"

Hannibal Lector's parents.

Mothra24

Early Furry technology was based more on imagination than appearances.

batlkat

Of course, after WWII, people just smoked after sex instead.

WilsonBurnell

Worst superhero disguises EVER.

Fkelleghan

The "Lip-Tightener" never saved any ships during World War 2, but it certainly prevented a lot of fellatio and cunnilingus.

carrieoakey

Because first impressions can last a lifetime....the Mustache Hider, for him AND her...

Ronald tried to follow all of Julia's religious beliefs, no matter how ridiculous, but he drew the line when she suggested he put a cork up his ass.

bettergonzo

Chastity muzzles.

Wrecked

When courting a lady in Stinkville, you must come prepared.

yeahme

''In 100 years, they'll ALL be wearing these!''

lolz2

Niles Crane found true love when his first date was as big a germophobe as he.

WilsonBurnell
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