As part of the new healthcare bill, all citizens must wear masks to stop the spread of democracy.

During Nazi occupation, Jews had to try different methods to hide their identities. They weren't very successful.

Yes, milady, you see the muzzle. But do you see the ANIMAL it contains?

"See? Now neither one of us shall catch cooties!"

Hannibal Lector's parents.

Early Furry technology was based more on imagination than appearances.

Of course, after WWII, people just smoked after sex instead.

Worst superhero disguises EVER.

The "Lip-Tightener" never saved any ships during World War 2, but it certainly prevented a lot of fellatio and cunnilingus.

Because first impressions can last a lifetime....the Mustache Hider, for him AND her...

Ronald tried to follow all of Julia's religious beliefs, no matter how ridiculous, but he drew the line when she suggested he put a cork up his ass.

When courting a lady in Stinkville, you must come prepared.

Chastity muzzles.

''In 100 years, they'll ALL be wearing these!''

Niles Crane found true love when his first date was as big a germophobe as he.