Tonight, Road Runner will die.
jtkloveFor when he wants to go sideways REALLY FAST.
jtkloveOnce I hit sixty MPH I drop one of these babies and I fly like dragon!
bettergonzoCan't talk, gotta go hunt sharks with my moped.
seannybACHTUNG! Danger! Passing gas!
davestuckeyWhile many rock fans collect weird arcana from their favorite artists, Bob's was truly the creepiest. He collected Meat Loaf's used oxygen tanks.
bettergonzo"Who needs a horn? All I need is the sound of two metal cylinders clanking together to get people to move out of my way!"
NeilSoanHe had the perfect plan for meeting chicks. He'd sit around nonchalantly until a girl came along and asked him what those tanks were for. "Tanks?" he would respond, "Tanks for nothing!"
WilsonBurnellFlee plopane! Flee plopane!
mrnoodleMobile fountain pops were test marketed in Tokyo to no success.
carrieoakeyOpening scene of a mid-90's Jean Claude Van Damme movie.
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