Craptions Classics March 21, 2010

It's a little known fact that at the center of every atom is a one-man jam session.

Kelly Robinson

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Putting a little meth into his horn before he played was the best idea Bob had ever had

metsfan

Why isn't there a Black one? This shit is RACIST.

Mr.Excalibur

You want to know how good he is? Two seconds ago, before he started playing, the stage was totally empty.

Julius_Goat

Horn blows good, how about you?

LewScannon

No wonder all my gumballs taste funny.

I never saw a band with balls like this before.

WilsonBurnell

It takes balls to play the trumpet that badly.

Kelly Robinson

Those aren't balloons, they're giant marbles. Everyone here died within minutes.

mess

Until they adopt a standard set of rules, dodgeball will never become as popular a sport as foot ball or basketball.

A little Reveille always wakes up a doped out audience.

bettergonzo

The Abba reunion didn't go as well as expected.

carrieoakey

The crowd was all out of fruit, and Joe just didn't get the hint

metsfan

At long long last, Ted's balls dropped.

Fkelleghan

"Hot damn! The THIRD wish on the monkey's paw worked out GREAT!"

Julius_Goat
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