Craptions Classics March 18, 2010

Moses? This isn't funny, put me back in the bush.


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The recession hit Burning Man pretty hard this year

Tim Parent

Chuck Norris's wife will be thrilled with this new dildo.


"I knew holding the Olympics in Phoenix would be a stupid idea."

William Chase Mitchel

Hanukah: You're doing it wrong.


Only later did Randy realize that the burners on his home made rocket needed to be pointing the other way.


Propane courtesy Strickland propane Co.


That's the LAST time I am eating at Taco Bell!


After the traditional burning of the psychedelic cactus, they all turned in so they wouldn't be late for the next day's global warming protest.

"Infinite Improbability Drive? I wonder what this d..."


Artistic rendition of the soul of Dick Cheney.


In retrospect, the decision to serve beans at this gathering turned out to be a bad idea, for obvious reasons.....

With the invention of the triple meth lab, law enforcement had their work cut out for them.

As noxious as all those propane fumes were, it was still not enough to cover the stench of patchouli that permeated the air.


How Darwin Awards are won.

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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