All of the statues in New Orleans have these now...
nateboozeThe black guy does a double take, noticing that the woman's purse only has a spaghetti strap.
FRESH_DOUCHEThe caption on the statue says,"Women and children my ASS!"
Mothra24No wonder he can't swim. He's plastered!
Kelly RobinsonI think the life vest is there to cover up the fact that he's grabbing his crotch with his left hand.
bettergonzoSafety NEVER takes a vacation
JCarltonHundreds of people drowned at the pool before anyone realized the lifeguard was made of stone.
JokesterIn the summer, they put another orange safety vest on him and make him clean up the park.
NeilSoanA lot of good trhis life jacket is going to do. I'm made of fucking stone!
bettergonzo"It says: Please vote for my Craption because I couldn't think of anything funny to write!"
LewScannon"here lies leif jeckat"
GGWDAfter making the sculpture more well endowed than humanly possible, the city fathers decided to cover it up with the vest, lest it attract gays to gather and meet.
carrieoakeyMonument to Joshua Pickler, the first man to drown in a bathtub.
WilsonBurnell