Craptions Classics March 16, 2010

Do you see what I have to put up with EVERY FUCKING DAY?! She looks ridiculous in her costumes!

gamefreakjohnny

Other Craptions

10:1 she's getting tied to some train tracks.

GaseousClay

Ah, the good ol' days when porn kings wore capes and the actresses didn't even pretend to be having a good time.

amjschmitz

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a whore to steal

kyoput

Verily, I pimpeth this fair strumpet! Do I hear three shillings? Two shillings, sixpence?

davestuckey

I didn't realize Twilight was a remake.

GaseousClay

Unngh! Look at that bare arm! I think I'm getting hard!

NeilSoan

No, I'm not hiding you naked best friend behind this curtain, don't be ridiculous

bettergonzo

Hell looks surprisingly like my first apartment.

RodneyHardman

Old timey superheroes were as ridiculous as the women's lingerie were unsexy.

carrieoakey

And our next item up for bid, some delicious body parts, disassembly required.

Jokester

Obi Wan Kenobi and Luke's Aunt are about to perform a Jedi mind trick of their own.

Thanks, ancestry.com!

sagittarius1203

The photo may be black and white, but this picture was taken yesterday in Utah.

Benkingsy

How did I attract this woman while looking like I do? Simple! I have $1000.

Joey_09876
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