Dammit. The elephant keeps missing. Alright, go back to the firing squad.

Indian Roulette

I like the new elimination process on American Idol.

What comes next is referred to as the 'Holy grail' of German Schise porn.

In America, we have Duck Duck Goose. In India, it's Stomp Stomp Elephant.

Drunk tests for elephants.

India has it's own methods of making people talk.

And if the elephant's foot should touch the breast of a woman as he steppeth over her, she shall be deemed as a suitable match for the Rajah.

It's not THAT barbaric. They could be laying on a bed of nails.....

Mumbai's favorite street hustler game, Four card Manjari.

Those are some pretty sexy speed bumps. (What? I can go both ways!)

"I'm sorry, but until he learns to step ON the women, this elephant can not work at the abortion clinic..."

It gets more exciting..we use progressively clumsier Elephants.

This exact same fate kept the Spice Girls form adding Malaysia to their world tour.

It's a Bollywood thing...you wouldn't understand...