Lemme tell you, boys. A sandjob is not as sexy as it may sound. And it don't sound too sexy.

Crap... six more weeks of winter!

Years later, Boba Fett emerged with a resounding, "Suck It Sarlacc!"

I think somebody needs to check Charles Manson's cell.... just to be sure.

I guess it takes a long time to tunnel out of prison

Nothing is below the Underminer!

There is a fucking penny down here, and I WILL find it.

I thought the dirtiest hole was Lady Gaga. I stand corrected.

Hello? China?

"It was this or watch Gigli. It's been 7 years now, but I stand by my choice."

It's the hole dirty hippies crawl out of! Quick, plug it up before anymore escape!

I'm Chris Hansen. So I guess you were hoping to find minors playing in the sand.

No, he didn't hit a sewer line, he always smells like that.

Who knew the Addams Family's Cousin It had a day job?

"Huh, this sand isn't so quick," was Jebediah's final thought.