Craptions Classics March 10, 2010

But apart from that, scientologists raise their children just like everyone else


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I get it,the dragon eats the baby, the baby grows up inside the dragon, then the dragon gets a new pair of legs.


The sequel to Eragon did not have the budget of the first.

Sarah Palin neglects to do a background check on another nanny.


Ancient Chinese cure for diarrhea.

Stick a couple corporate logos on those dragons and it's the Republican alternative to Obamacare.

why it sucks to be adopted by gay partners


Even if they were real dragons, and they ate the child alive, it would still be better than sitting it in front of the television to watch "Dora The Explorer".


And people wonder why today's kids are so jaded.


Kate-Lynn wondered: where those real, or did some of the acid Mom dropped last night end up in her breast milk again?


Nobody asked me, but I think she's a little too young to ride the dragon.

All in all, it beats getting hit in the face with a bunch of feathers...


Tiananmen Day Care.


Only one child was left to battle John and Kate


Little Katie was always picked last to be eaten.

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