5 minutes later France surrendered

Did you get the license plate number of the Spitfire that hit you?

The Wrong Brothers.

Flying Lesson #24: Always put the fat guy in the back.

That was one heil of a landing.

"Beg pardon, sir, do you take cream? Sugar? One lump or two? Oh dear, I do believe we've crashed. Bollocks."

How does the reverse on this thing work?

They were even more embarrassed later whne they found they had been shot down by the Three Stooges.

The Ark of the Covenant can be a real bitch to transport.

"Don't worry, it wasn't your fault, the ground must be Jewish."

According to Ahmadinejad, this plane, like the Holocaust, never existed....

"Maybe we shouldn't have bought that plane from Oskar Schindler.....?"

Is this just a visual metaphor for premature ejaculation?

The pilots names are lost to history, but the plane gained fame on the cover of Led Zeppelin II.

Note to self: Sky UP, Ground DOWN.