The "I No Longer Care Bear"
LegitimateJoeHe was a bi-polar bear.
Julius_GoatTurns out Eeyore isn't the best person to call when you're feeling suicidal.
JokesterChris Nolan gives Winnie the Pooh a gritty reboot...
bubblebrainTeddy's leap to freedom was hindered by a loose thread.
NeilSoanEven after rigor mortis set in, Snuggles was still squeezably soft.
BowToTheBardPedophiles have to get very crafty with their child-catching techniques.
Joey_09876It seems Buzz Lightyear wasn't the first toy to be pushed out Andy's window by Woody.
carrieoakeyRupert hated to do it, but it was the only way to avoid hearing that damned Barney song again.
LewScannonRule 34 of the internet: There's a porn for EVERY audience.
yonksThis is where you end up when you get strung out on honey.
NeilSoanWinnie didn't like to talk about his brother, Losey the Shit.
JokesterBilly was going to get his bear to tell the truth about the Tooth Fairy if it killed him.
WilsonBurnellWhere are they now? Care Bears edition.
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