The "I No Longer Care Bear"

He was a bi-polar bear.

Turns out Eeyore isn't the best person to call when you're feeling suicidal.

Chris Nolan gives Winnie the Pooh a gritty reboot...

Teddy's leap to freedom was hindered by a loose thread.

Even after rigor mortis set in, Snuggles was still squeezably soft.

Pedophiles have to get very crafty with their child-catching techniques.

It seems Buzz Lightyear wasn't the first toy to be pushed out Andy's window by Woody.

After forty years, Christopher Robin made a grisly discovery when he returned to the Hundred Acre Wood.

Rupert hated to do it, but it was the only way to avoid hearing that damned Barney song again.

Rule 34 of the internet: There's a porn for EVERY audience.

This is where you end up when you get strung out on honey.

Winnie didn't like to talk about his brother, Losey the Shit.

Billy was going to get his bear to tell the truth about the Tooth Fairy if it killed him.

Where are they now? Care Bears edition.