Can you hare me now?
Watership Down's Syndrome
Yes, I know, I know, you're late for a very important date. Now will you stop looking at your damn phone!
He's keeping in touch with his Peeps. His marshmallow Peeps.
How can you tell that's a cell phone and not a calculator? Rabbits already know how to multiply.
Pixar's remake of Donnie Darko.
I just got a call from Jesus! He wants to know what the hell happened to his holiday!
"911? A gang of kids beat me with a big stick and now I have candy coming out of every hole."
He's got the "Duck Season" app.
Wutz uP doc!!11! LOL
"LOL I hid ur Eastr egg n yr mom's a$$ n00b."
All my friends scoffed at me when I said the Rabbits were poised to take over the world.
Who Texted Roger Rabbit?
Harvey? Is that you?
What's app, doc?