Stalin Wins! Flawless Victory!

man, even Stalin's statues are dicks.

I told you this communism shit would get us fucked! You armless bastard.

Today, we're replacing Josef Stalin's vodka with ordinary river water. Let's see if he notices...

I guess that answers whether Stalin spits or swallows.

Russian Porn...outweirding German Porn since '86.

Lenin, I barf in your general direction!

Groucho Marxism?

Two statues, one cup.

That's what Lenin gets for giving arms to the revolution.

"I know we are all working together, but I don't swallow, Comrade."

The American equivalent would be one with George Bush dumping on the Constitution.

Having already amputated both arms, Stalin beheads Lenin with the spit-take trifecta.

Not shown: The underwater rusty trombone.

A little known fact is many world leaders are into projectile vomiting.