The Return of The Kings. All of Them.

Reservoir Hound Dogs

Why couldn't the man who finally figured out how to clone humans have been a huge Jessica Alba fan instead?

Thank YOU very much! No, thank YOU very much! No, thank YOU very much! No, thank YOU very much! No, thank YOU very much! No, thank YOU very much! No, thank YOU very much! No, thank YOU very much! No, thank YOU very much! No, thank YOU very much!

The King and the King and the King and the King and the King and the King and I.

I wish this would stay in Vegas

No on expects the Elvish inquisition!

The building has left Elvis.

….and I will use this Clone Army to crush the rebel scum

Peanut butter, marshmallow fluff white bread and banana stocks rose unexpectedly today..

Dis-GraceLand.

Some day laborers will go to extreme lenghths to prove they're not illegal immigrants...

Kim Jong Il's new fashion mandate did not sit well with a majority of North Koreans.

The police caught the cocaine dealer by a quite an obvious means.

It could be worse. They could all be Adam Lambert impersonators.