How presidential elections would look like without corporate donations

Never go Full Retard.

Pulled by immigrants, powered by flatulence and driven by an idiot. It just doesn't get more American than that.

President Baroke Hoboma

Myron knew that if he could just get the shopping cart across the bridge, it would be all his, and those damn Canadians couldn't touch him.

The world's fastest homeless person.

Patriotic shopper with a cart full of Chinese made goods!

Sara Palin makes her charge toward the White House, but first she needs to pick up some milk for the kids...

It still makes more sense than curling!

Cuba Gooding Jr's new project; it's Radio meets Cool Runnings!

Your invisible strings of capitalism are showing.

I think the cash for clunkers program is limited to cars.

The resident of the United States.

I don't care what the President says, this isn't a stimulus-created job.

Ralph Nader's dream of a green presidential motorcade.