Sure, it's funny when the tentacles attack someone else ...

That's the last time I take off my pants in Japan...

In America, we have Hannah Montana. In Japan, it's Hokyo Tokyo....

We're secretly replacing one of these seven Japanese girls with a South Korean. Will anybody notice?

Asian Marilyn Monroe Rook a rike contest....

Ahhh... but does the rug match the curtains?

ROR!

Attempting to break a new record, Japanese producers began casting for their new internet sensation, "Seven Girls, One Cup".

Apparently, there's a whole country of Lady Gaga's?

Whoever can open their mouth the widest gets a special surprise!

*sigh* Every time I pull down my pants...it's always the same reaction.

If these gals can't lure Godzilla from his slumber, he must be dead. Or gay.

I never felt the urge to try lesbianism... until now.

Auditions started today for the position of Woody Allen's new "stepdaughter".

1 in 8 Japanese people are completely sane.