Sobriety tests have gotten really fucking complicated.

Pictured: Natural Selection

If he bought that from Ikea...he's as good as dead.

Excuse me sir, but I must set the table for supper..

The precursor to the electric chair was inhumane, but very entertaining.

This is why we can never have good things.

Other people need to use that chair, asswipe.

"I'm the King of the Worl...fffffuuuuuccccckkkk!"

England had it's own way of dealing with the Irish problem.

Wow. I guess the London 2012 Olympics are going to be a very low-budget affair.

Johnny Weir is the king of the world.

Back then, this was considered extreme. Today's kids would be jumping over this clown with their skateboards.

Luckily, WWI came along and ended this type of nonsense for good....

This daring man's name is lost to history, mainly because these kinds of stunts didn't translate well to radio.....

At that moment, Max knew he could get Harry to promise anything.