The SciFi Channel: We'll make any movie you give us a script for.

Nobody wants to play with me. They made fun of my cool makeup. Devilhead on a stick, you're the only one who listens...

"Hey everyone look at Rogarth the Cruel Barbarian! He's got a PURSE! Hahahahaha, what a pussy!"

This is the final shot of the final episode of LOST. Man, are the nerds going to be PISSED.

Tim Burton's Bugs Bunny and Tweety show.

Recently, I found an age-gap site called __AgedDemonFriends.com__. My new boyfriend, who is FIVE THOUSAND years older than me, is a very sweet, HORNY LITTLE DEVIL (hee hee)! No joke, we dress up like FOREST ANIMALS, and then run out to have sex WITH

People called him a monster, but that's a re-usable shopping bag...

Everybody wants a little head

Mel Gibson giving instructions on the set of Apocalypto.

Can you blame him? He's been told to report to work at the Corn Cheese concession stand at 6 tomorrow morning.

One must dress appropriately when delivering a pizza to Marilyn Manson's home.

If this doesn't get my parents attention, nothing will.....

No, Mr. Garcia, most of us win by being funny to someone OTHER than our moms!

I went to the edge of the abyss, and all I got was this lousy goat-devil head.

This is the weirdest flea market ever!