Craptions Classics June 08, 2006

The dreaded Film Four was now free and terrorizing the countryside, but who would believe a lobster and tomato?

Senor Taco

Other Craptions

Tomato: "M, I don't think these disguises are working"
M: "Someone in Q Branch will be fired for this"

a1kemi

Avoid unprotected sex with your lobster and/or tomato. Look what happened to these poor fellows...

Ursula

Just when they thought the day couldn't get any worse, a giant myopic French chef came by.

Linux fan

Dave pondered the question deeply. In the end he realized that she was too freaky, even for him, and that for the first time in his life he was going to have to turn down an offer for sex.

HiEv

Judi Dench stars opposite Hugh Grant in the New Line Film release of Dinner, The Movie. All three courses will be shot simultaneously by director Peter Jackson.

Hkdharmon

Film Four is free. So is public humiliation.

snyper

The Red Claw and Tomator were not always destined for a life of crime.

brendan

Tomato man was invading on Lobster Lady's territorey to take down the evil Blurry Hat. "Curse you and your mighty Pamphlets of Justice," she scowled.

rikitybridge

I don't give a damn WHAT critics say... Dame Judy Dench looks classy in EVERY role.

Balibus
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