Craptions Classics February 03, 2006

Unfortunately, Officers Eddie Conlon and Pat O'Conner would forever be ostracized from the annual St. Patrick's Day Police Bash, after misinterpreting their colleagues requests to "bring some sweet looking bitches."


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Rex was fed up with his partner constantly making advances on him. He was going to report him to the commissioner.

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