Before she dies of lung cancer.
noreportSee, this is why I love living in Canada. If my Mom tries to pull this kind of shit this time of the year, she'll freeze to death.
Mr.ExcaliburDon't fall for it, that's Swaim in drag.
lumberjefBut don't call Dad...he doesn't love you.
Mr.ExcaliburCall her what?
Blinker_FluidThat's a whole country album's worth of material right there.
FkelleghanYeah, call her...she wants you to pick her up a pack of Camels.
Mr.ExcaliburWelcome to the deep south
klaybOh, geez, Mom's hitting the beer earlier and earlier these days.
FkelleghanUgliest lawn gnome ever.
Kelly RobinsonLady gaga in 5 years
klaybEpic MILF FAIL
klaybThat's not how E.T. did it.
carrieoakeyDying Miss Daisey!!!!!
tyberiousJoe always lost "Yo mamma" competitions.
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