Before she dies of lung cancer.

See, this is why I love living in Canada. If my Mom tries to pull this kind of shit this time of the year, she'll freeze to death.

Don't fall for it, that's Swaim in drag.

But don't call Dad...he doesn't love you.

Call her what?

That's a whole country album's worth of material right there.

Yeah, call her...she wants you to pick her up a pack of Camels.

Welcome to the deep south

Oh, geez, Mom's hitting the beer earlier and earlier these days.

Ugliest lawn gnome ever.

Lady gaga in 5 years

Epic MILF FAIL

That's not how E.T. did it.

Dying Miss Daisey!!!!!

Joe always lost "Yo mamma" competitions.