Craptions Classics February 14, 2010

I'd make a snarky comment, but he's probably getting more than me.

Mikelibrarian

Other Craptions

No one's going to Choo-Choo-choose that.

Joey_09876

My love for you is like a humidifier with a paper heart on it and robot arms

Evan Kasindorf

Wow, Cupid's not even trying anymore.

Joey_09876

Well, I guess a surprise is a surprise...

metsfan

Cupid wasn't the same after his stroke.

mess

It didn't talk much, nor was it cuddly, but it was the only friend Bob had, and he was determined to give it all of his love. At least until he got arrested again.

Kamikaze Phoenix

"Hey, Mindy. I tried to shove it up my ass like you asked, but it didn't fit. Now what do you want me to do with it?"

Julius_Goat

He remembered. How sweet.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Typing craptions all alone on Valentines Day is not the only thing I do with my hand.

Ocelot

My Dad always struggled when he tried to explain love to me...

metsfan

A cracked.com craption writer hurrying home to log on.

RodneyHardman

You know, that's not what they mean when they say "hopeless romantic"

Evan Kasindorf

Restraining order, or no restraining order, Grandpa Alfred was going to let that sexy librarian know how he felt.

WilsonBurnell

Ahmed missed the "blending in with your surroundings" class at suicide bombers school.

carrieoakey
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