More than ANYTHNG I want to see that picture

Jesus left us with more questions than answers at his Second Coming

Shit...Michael Bay is doing Porn

Is it a bird? A plane?? No, it's Superm- no wait, it was a bird. A big fuckin' bird.

Bukkakolypse.

Watch out! Godzilla is commmmming!

Wilt Chamberlain hates being hounded by the paparazzi.

Money shot!

Watching Peter North in action isn't quite as fun as you would think...

That answers the question. She's definitely a spitter.

And because of what Gary did, the mashed potato factory will be closed until further notice.

superman's condom explodes, maybe this one will get jimmy olsen a nobel

I just came...

bless you

Well, it put the lotion on. Now it needs the hose.