So somebody DOES give a flying fuck...
Mothra24OK, now the Kama Sutra is just fucking with us...
Joey_09876Some situations are almost impossible to articulate to the 9-1-1 operator.
FkelleghanCrouching Tiger, Hidden Breakdancer
JokesterAlright I'm still hiccupping. Goddammit we've tried everything else.
Eric A.I told you! It was 69! 96 makes no sense!
Antonio Arrieta69 - FAIL
DocBrosnanIs the little white girl in the background smothering her baby!?!
FRESH_DOUCHEThe kids that took 'the floor is lava' a little too seriously...
JCarltonAnd I thought one-handed push-ups were hard.
FkelleghanWhen he said he couldn't get that bitch off his back, I thought he was being metaphorical.
yeahmeNo WAY am I going to join this game of Simon Says.
FkelleghanYou have to remember...these are people who eat with chop sticks.
carrieoakeyGoddamit, I said you're gonna try yoga, you're GONNA TRY YOGA!
Mothra24in ten seconds they turn into robots... which then join together to make a great big robot which then attacks Tokyo...
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