I just walked into Japan and came out looking like this.

With friends like this, who needs anemones?

Bill slowly lowered his hand. Why would no one HIGH FIVE him!?

"Scuse me, have you seen my girlfrined? You can't miss her, she's wearing multiple purple vaginas."

I'm not saying that Matt was a slut in college, but if he ahd as many dicks sticking out of him as he ahd stuck in him.. Oh! Nevermind he does.

When you squeeze him, play-doh comes out!

Public anemone #1

after scanning this guy my pokedex exploded...

Hey, we all have fetishes, but when you start wearing used Smurf tampons, something is wrong.

Apparently he's made a hobby of castrating Avatars

Sure, it looks cool, but have you any idea how much blue Play-Doh he had to jam up his ass to get this look?

Remind me not to go to the car wash he works at....

The original Avatars had some serious design flaws.

He blue himself prematurely.

No matter how much he displayed his plumage, he was woefully unsuccessful at attracting a mate.