Craptions Classics February 06, 2010

Next to it is a sculpture of a white foot that can actually afford a shoe...

metsfan

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It had to be delivered by Toe Truck.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Paul "Bunion".

mickmarch

And this little piggy had roast beef... WAY too much roast beef!

Thomas Calnan

How the heck do you sell that house? "Cozy, has great view of foot?"

Joey_09876

Heather Mills went really overboard replacing her foot since she got her divorce money...

Joey_09876

That's the worst case of nigger toe I've ever seen.

TAG

Pictured: The Agony of DaFeet

Ryktree

The original Monty Python Foot.

HMS_Ford

The plaque says. "Yep, this is what is in the Mystery Spot. You drove 500 miles to see it because your kids begged you. And there is nobody here to kill in revenge. Ha!"

Julius_Goat

Ironically, the house across the street with all the junk in the yard complained about this as an "eyesore".

WilsonBurnell

If peeing your pants is cool consider me miles davis...

nneuberg

No I said amputate the toe you dumbass!

LegitimateJoe

In my hometown, we have a monument to honor Native American hero, Walks With A Limp.

And on the 8th day, God stubbed his toe and said "shiteth fucketh!"

Snailbarf
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