Goat Busters!

Goat Busters!

You know what? Don't Ask, Don't Tell has its limits.

This is why I haven't been submitting Craptions the last few days.

What's he doing with Julius?

The guy in green is a level 3 ranger, but the goat is actually a level 9 wizard.

Curses, Inu. It appears we have once again miscalculated our dimensional trajectory. When oh when will we find a universe that will accept our love?

Not everyone can have a cool Patronus like a wolf or a phoenix.

He has the axe, he has the goat, now all needs to do is find a cheap and willing hooker, and his weekend will be set!

"For your daughter's hand in marriage, Speaker Pelosi, I bring my finest goat, which I will now sacrifice to your lord Beelzebub."

British Boy Scouts Motto: Never leave evidence behind...

Clearly, he's responding to a Craigslist posting.

He's a lumberjack, it's ok.

Rambo, The End

That is not, in fact, Julius_Goat. It is Julius_Goat123, one of many accounts here on Cracked that just happen to vote for Julius_Goat's craptions on a regular basis.