Craptions Classics February 04, 2010

Would it kill a fetus if she wore a bra??

tsiegle

Other Craptions

I'm thinking Arby's.

scaryed

It's really low that they exploit the blind. They told her she was advertising for a car wash.

howvery

I prefer my Bitch Burger to have 2nd trimester or younger baby in it!

FRESH_DOUCHE

"The fetus burger is available for a limited time only, so hurry on over to Obama's House of Frogs and Babies and pick one up today!"

RodneyHardman

that's a BLT .. . Baby lettuce and tomato

Randolph

Damnit! I hate this kind of distasteful shit on Cracked. What kind of a monster puts mayonnaise on a Goddamn baby burger?!

JPGreen

She loves Jesus. He has mixed feelings about her.

jtklove

"Thanks, Cracked.com, we'll take it from here" - - The Secret Service

SRLivewire

What do Obama, frogs and babies all have in common? None of them would fuck this chick.

RodneyHardman

Geezez Cracked, if you keep putting up these pics, i'm gonna get fired for whacking off at work so often

natebooze

I said a burger and fries, not a burger that cries!!

Thomas Calnan

Fast Food my ass... My burger took almost nine months!!

Thomas Calnan

Mmmm... Baby, the Other Other White meat.

Mothra24

Sometimes it's surprisingly easy to spot the unpaid intern.

Fkelleghan
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