Craptions Classics February 03, 2010

I know that must be a guy, because if it was a girl, there'd be a period there....

Other Craptions

Think you might be pregnant? Scared? Well too fucking bad, you're in China.

JCarlton

If my penis were that crooked, I'd be blue too.

GaseousClay

Warning: Riddler May Steal Genitals. Keep Covered.

Kamikaze Phoenix

That's not a good sign...

Mr.Excalibur

Hey, big boy, I got your answer right here.

Fkelleghan

If he keeps rubbing it...it'll become "!!!"

Mr.Excalibur

I'll never understand Chinese porn...

TAG

You should see the girl with the exclamation point nipples!

metsfan

Japan's memorial to Michael Jackson.

Thomas Calnan

How I felt upon seeing yesterday's Craption picture.

Mr.Excalibur

Dude, Where's My Dick?

Kamikaze Phoenix

I've been wondering the same thing myself.

Fkelleghan

A gender confused Smurf.

Mothra24
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