For shame, Cracked. Those are just kids!

Victoria's Secret: Scotland

Little Bo Peep Show.

Star Trek in Kazakhstan

Ah, midwestern America. Where men are men, and the sheep are nervous.

This dream always starts off the same, and I always rape them.

The goats of San Francisco... or footage from Adam Lambert's backyard. Take your pick.

MOM!! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!! NO I'M NOT MASTURBATING TO CRACKED.COM!!!

The first rule of 4H Club is You Don't Talk About 4H Club.

damn! look at the asses on those kids!

They keep saying that the Narnia stories are full of Christian allegory, but I fail to see it.

Taste the rainbow.

The sad part is some sick perv is actually getting off on this....and its totally not me.

Fuck ewe.

Must... not... masturbate...