Craptions Classics February 01, 2010

This dream always starts off the same, and they always rape me.

JCarlton

Other Craptions

Hello. May we please gain admittance to your elementary school?

metsfan

Never drop acid when you are employed on a firing squad.

Fkelleghan

The Fox News Editorial Staff.

Mothra24

Behold, the 3 Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Famine, Pestilence, and Disease. The 4th Horseman, War, had a second interview at Chuck-E-Cheeze and won't be showing up until later.

geewizz

It's only considered "curiosity" if you're still in college.

Mr.Excalibur

The Unusual Suspects

Jason13

"Yes officer, the one on the right with the red bow-tie, that's HIM. I think he's still digesting my ex-husband now."

spud

Not only is this a violation of nature, but I think a number of copyright laws are being violated as well.

And they would have gotten away with the money too, had they remembered ski masks

Ceveron

"Hey kids! Who wants to help us move a couch into a van?"

Duck...duck...monkey? Bear? I don't know, whatever it is I'm running like hell.

RodneyHardman

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Fkelleghan

Okay, now which one of you can tell me how to get to Sesame Street??

Thomas Calnan

hey i think thats my old scout master on the right.

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