This dream always starts off the same, and they always rape me.

Hello. May we please gain admittance to your elementary school?

Never drop acid when you are employed on a firing squad.

The Fox News Editorial Staff.

Behold, the 3 Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Famine, Pestilence, and Disease. The 4th Horseman, War, had a second interview at Chuck-E-Cheeze and won't be showing up until later.

It's only considered "curiosity" if you're still in college.

The Unusual Suspects

"Yes officer, the one on the right with the red bow-tie, that's HIM. I think he's still digesting my ex-husband now."

Not only is this a violation of nature, but I think a number of copyright laws are being violated as well.

And they would have gotten away with the money too, had they remembered ski masks

"Hey kids! Who wants to help us move a couch into a van?"

Duck...duck...monkey? Bear? I don't know, whatever it is I'm running like hell.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Okay, now which one of you can tell me how to get to Sesame Street??

hey i think thats my old scout master on the right.