Well, that settles that. Clearly the chicken came first.
Free Bird! Free Bird! Free Bird!
After pulling a rabbit out of a hat he pulled a cock out of his pants!
John!? Are you playing with your cock again!?
After returning from Hogwarts, Harry found it really hard to find a steady job.
People generally applaud when I whip my cock out as well.
The magic store was out of doves. and shirts.
tom petty & the chicken chokers
Cheap Cheap Trick
Wow, amazing...can we eat it now? Goddammit I hate dinner theater
After this, the chicken crossed the road to get therapy on the other side.
Darryl Hall on the guitar, and John Oats on the Chicken Organ
I will now magically transform this chicken into... A SEX OFFENSE!!!!
Oh, so THAT'S what Hen-tai is?
Has that guy who yells "DAY X NO ASIANS" been fired yet?