Well, that settles that. Clearly the chicken came first.

Free Bird! Free Bird! Free Bird!

After pulling a rabbit out of a hat he pulled a cock out of his pants!

John!? Are you playing with your cock again!?

After returning from Hogwarts, Harry found it really hard to find a steady job.

People generally applaud when I whip my cock out as well.

The magic store was out of doves. and shirts.

tom petty & the chicken chokers

Wow, amazing...can we eat it now? Goddammit I hate dinner theater

Cheap Cheap Trick

After this, the chicken crossed the road to get therapy on the other side.

Darryl Hall on the guitar, and John Oats on the Chicken Organ

I will now magically transform this chicken into... A SEX OFFENSE!!!!

Oh, so THAT'S what Hen-tai is?

Has that guy who yells "DAY X NO ASIANS" been fired yet?