Thanks, eHarmony!

The early Terminators were RIDICULOUSLY easy to spot.

Stars Wars Kid 2010: Who's Laughing now, Fuckers?

They totally did it. You can tell by the smile on the droid's face. And the robot looks happy, too.

I see Keanu Reeves is in this movie... but who's the guy in the red tank top?

...and that's how your mother and i met, Optimus Prime

Later that night, Gary died at the hands of his home made sex-bot.

"These are not the Droids you are looking for, but I'll let them go for 10% off."

The gritty reboot of "Transformers" is being helmed by Michael Bay's retarded nephew, Steven.

It runs on an 2 alternate fuel sources...loneliness and desperation.

that person thought they were all clever saying, "take a picture, it'll last longer". so i did... and it does...

CRACKED.COM, Thanks to you, I now shout out, "Day 28, still no Asians!" every day at EXACTLY 12 noon, no matter where I am, be it in a company meeting, with a client, or to my boss (who is Japanese)... So, who is going to sign my unemployment checks

Wall-E's retarded brother Wall-doh needed much on-the-job assistance

Hmmm... I'm still not picking any signs of a life.

On second thought, let's not go to Tatooine... tis a silly place...