Craptions Classics January 28, 2010

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CavalierX

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The early Terminators were RIDICULOUSLY easy to spot.

Mr.Excalibur

Stars Wars Kid 2010: Who's Laughing now, Fuckers?

JCarlton

They totally did it. You can tell by the smile on the droid's face. And the robot looks happy, too.

Mothra24

I see Keanu Reeves is in this movie... but who's the guy in the red tank top?

CavalierX

...and that's how your mother and i met, Optimus Prime

hiwata

Later that night, Gary died at the hands of his home made sex-bot.

jtklove

"These are not the Droids you are looking for, but I'll let them go for 10% off."

bubblegum

The gritty reboot of "Transformers" is being helmed by Michael Bay's retarded nephew, Steven.

RodneyHardman

It runs on an 2 alternate fuel sources...loneliness and desperation.

Mr.Excalibur

that person thought they were all clever saying, "take a picture, it'll last longer". so i did... and it does...

gamefreakjohnny

CRACKED.COM, Thanks to you, I now shout out, "Day 28, still no Asians!" every day at EXACTLY 12 noon, no matter where I am, be it in a company meeting, with a client, or to my boss (who is Japanese)... So, who is going to sign my unemployment checks

geewizz

Wall-E's retarded brother Wall-doh needed much on-the-job assistance

Rhymenstein

Hmmm... I'm still not picking any signs of a life.

Versus

On second thought, let's not go to Tatooine... tis a silly place...

Backinblack
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