These tourists smile as they get their picture taken with a chinese waitress and the restaurant menu.

BRING OUR DOG BACK OR WE SHOOT THE GIRL.

I could pull a funnier caption out of my nose.

Even AFTER recruiting 2 gay Mormons to search for her lost pooch on her behalf,
Chi-lo still felt compelled to check any spots that occured to her..........

But mom, she looks nothing like the agency photo.

"As a gay couple, we wanted a child, but we didn't expect it to be so cheap. We exchanged a photo of a dog for this girl. Thankyou Mr Bush, your Free Trade deal with China really works".

"after mourning for Fluffy we finaly got ourselves a brand new pet"

Stupid Human Trick #2083....Jin Lee will attempt to use her head as a bowling ball

In other news, the first ever successful human heart – dog head transplant was performed today.

"You bet your goddamn ass you can help me-
Look at these fucking instructions that came with our mail-order asian-child (tm) and see if you notice anything strange........."

That's what you get when you go to China.

Thanks to plastic surgery the couple could finally have the girl they always dreamed of. Unfortunately they miss their dog Bruiser.

Clearly Jeremy, the boy with sunglasses, was turned on by the little girl's actions. "might be able to get a three-some going if the dog participates..."

i am sorry but that first craption is unbeatably funny therefore this post is an exercise in futility