I'd nail her.
Models arrive for Jean Paul Gautier's "Fashion of the Christ" unveiling.
I bet we don't have to wait long for her second coming...
You know what needs to be sexier? Crucifixions!
Dozens of World of Warcraft players flock to the streets for the chance to see a non-pixelated female.
Go ahead, have your weird Christian photo party in the middle of the road. Not like I'm on my way to work and five minutes late already.
It's a cross-walk.
Dan Brown is masturbating to this picture.
Dear Crackd, please post a picture that pokes fun of Muslims. I DARE YOU. Thanks!
She's getting crucified by the media.
Jesus was a transvestite??? ohhhhhh now christianity makes sense...
Not pictured: the chick protesting Islam. Because she'd be dead.
Jesus found that the most annoying aspect of His Second Coming was all of the Dad-damned paparazzi!
That video was 20 years ago, Madonna. Move on.
Pictured: yet another thing Christians aren't allowed to find offensive.