Joseph promptly showed up at the Silver Surfers house to ask him a few questions...

They froze Jesus in Carbonite!? You'll pay for this, Vader.

Ironically this statue was sold for 30 pieces of silver.

"Dammit, Mary! You dip the baby's SHOES in metal to preserve them! His SHOES! His SHOES!"

I just can't get into Christian Metal.

I saw this in a potato chip once...

T-1000 had more humble origins than one would suspect.

To punish them, God turned Mary to wax, and Jesus to silver. THAT would teach them to bother him while he was watching the game...

Hark! The herald angels sing! The kid is born and made of bling!

It's okay to make fun of Catholics. They don't stuff explosives in their underwear for the sake of their religion.

"And so they wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a smelter...."

The theory that Mary was a rich woman comes from the fact that Jesus shit platinum!

Passion of the Christ 2: Rise of the Machines

His followers will be opposed by the Aluminati.

Bite my shiny metal savior.