Craptions Classics January 25, 2010

Joseph promptly showed up at the Silver Surfers house to ask him a few questions...

tsiegle

Other Craptions

They froze Jesus in Carbonite!? You'll pay for this, Vader.

JPGreen

Ironically this statue was sold for 30 pieces of silver.

GaseousClay

"Dammit, Mary! You dip the baby's SHOES in metal to preserve them! His SHOES! His SHOES!"

Julius_Goat

I just can't get into Christian Metal.

Julius_Goat

I saw this in a potato chip once...

somfas

T-1000 had more humble origins than one would suspect.

TherapyChicken

To punish them, God turned Mary to wax, and Jesus to silver. THAT would teach them to bother him while he was watching the game...

Kamikaze Phoenix

Hark! The herald angels sing! The kid is born and made of bling!

Julius_Goat

It's okay to make fun of Catholics. They don't stuff explosives in their underwear for the sake of their religion.

Mr.Excalibur

"And so they wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a smelter...."

Rhymenstein

The theory that Mary was a rich woman comes from the fact that Jesus shit platinum!

FRESH_DOUCHE

Passion of the Christ 2: Rise of the Machines

misterq

His followers will be opposed by the Aluminati.

GaseousClay

Bite my shiny metal savior.

Kelly Robinson
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