Joseph promptly showed up at the Silver Surfers house to ask him a few questions...
tsiegleThey froze Jesus in Carbonite!? You'll pay for this, Vader.
JPGreenIronically this statue was sold for 30 pieces of silver.
GaseousClay"Dammit, Mary! You dip the baby's SHOES in metal to preserve them! His SHOES! His SHOES!"
Julius_GoatI just can't get into Christian Metal.
Julius_GoatI saw this in a potato chip once...
somfasT-1000 had more humble origins than one would suspect.
TherapyChickenTo punish them, God turned Mary to wax, and Jesus to silver. THAT would teach them to bother him while he was watching the game...
Kamikaze PhoenixHark! The herald angels sing! The kid is born and made of bling!
Julius_GoatIt's okay to make fun of Catholics. They don't stuff explosives in their underwear for the sake of their religion.
Mr.Excalibur"And so they wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a smelter...."
RhymensteinThe theory that Mary was a rich woman comes from the fact that Jesus shit platinum!
FRESH_DOUCHEPassion of the Christ 2: Rise of the Machines
misterqHis followers will be opposed by the Aluminati.
GaseousClayBite my shiny metal savior.
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