Craptions Classics January 24, 2010

Sadly, in his later years, Pooh had to resort to drugging honey to get some tail.

liberalScum

Other Craptions

Pedo Bear's brother, Roofie Bear.

Mr.Excalibur

He had removed his pants and she was still there, so far so good

metsfan

Hes gonna taste a different kind of honey tonight...

noreport

This retarded bear gets more action than me. This makes me sad.

Mr.Excalibur

the 100 acre woods started looking a little different when Christopher Robin introduced everyone to cocaine.

TAG

She's just using him to get to Tigger.

jtklove

Who sells sunglasses that fit Winnie the Pooh costumes anyway?

LegitimateJoe

"'Oh bother?' Winnie, there is a difference between 'bother' and 'molest.' Please find it."

Julius_Goat

Can you give us a description of the man who raped you last night?

LegitimateJoe

See? This is why I hunt bears. They're stealing all our women.

Mr.Excalibur

The Disney retirement home: the saddest place on Earth.

Kelly Robinson

Missing: Christopher Robin's little sister. Last seen with: Giant stuffed bear in sunglasses.

LewScannon

Do bears shit in the woods? Yes. Do bears violate their parole obligations? Yes.

noreport

Edgar Allan Pooh

Fkelleghan
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