Sadly, in his later years, Pooh had to resort to drugging honey to get some tail.

Pedo Bear's brother, Roofie Bear.

He had removed his pants and she was still there, so far so good

Hes gonna taste a different kind of honey tonight...

This retarded bear gets more action than me. This makes me sad.

the 100 acre woods started looking a little different when Christopher Robin introduced everyone to cocaine.

She's just using him to get to Tigger.

Who sells sunglasses that fit Winnie the Pooh costumes anyway?

"'Oh bother?' Winnie, there is a difference between 'bother' and 'molest.' Please find it."

Can you give us a description of the man who raped you last night?

See? This is why I hunt bears. They're stealing all our women.

The Disney retirement home: the saddest place on Earth.

Missing: Christopher Robin's little sister. Last seen with: Giant stuffed bear in sunglasses.

Do bears shit in the woods? Yes. Do bears violate their parole obligations? Yes.

Edgar Allan Pooh