Sadly, in his later years, Pooh had to resort to drugging honey to get some tail.
liberalScumPedo Bear's brother, Roofie Bear.
Mr.ExcaliburHe had removed his pants and she was still there, so far so good
metsfanHes gonna taste a different kind of honey tonight...
noreportThis retarded bear gets more action than me. This makes me sad.
Mr.Excaliburthe 100 acre woods started looking a little different when Christopher Robin introduced everyone to cocaine.
TAGShe's just using him to get to Tigger.
jtkloveWho sells sunglasses that fit Winnie the Pooh costumes anyway?
LegitimateJoe"'Oh bother?' Winnie, there is a difference between 'bother' and 'molest.' Please find it."
Julius_GoatCan you give us a description of the man who raped you last night?
LegitimateJoeSee? This is why I hunt bears. They're stealing all our women.
Mr.ExcaliburThe Disney retirement home: the saddest place on Earth.
Kelly RobinsonMissing: Christopher Robin's little sister. Last seen with: Giant stuffed bear in sunglasses.
LewScannonDo bears shit in the woods? Yes. Do bears violate their parole obligations? Yes.
noreportEdgar Allan Pooh
Fkelleghan