Set phasers to fabulous, Mr. Sulu.

Space, the final chandelier.

Shittiest cloaking device EVER.

Pimp my Enterprise.

Giving William Shatner total artistic freedom and a blank check was a mistake the committee made only once.

"Captain ,We're Picking up a huge blip on our Gaydar"

Glowing where no man has glowed before.

When Xzibit got his hands on this, it was a 1992 Cavalier. He's THAT good.

The S.S. Virgin

Set phasers to gay.

Im telling you man chicks dig star trek

Spock: "Don't go out there Jim, it could be Mormons."

Like I told you son, Star Trek first appeared on black-and-white television in 1966, way before CGI. Back then, people were way too stoned to realize how shitty the special effects were...

Dammit LaForge! Are you BLIND???

"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor not an electrician!"