Apparently the chicken crossed the road to get some chemotherapy

Your move, psychiatry

Matt stared hungrily at yet another cock that he would soon have.

HI, Cracked I.T? Yeah, I tried rebooting, twice. It doesn't change the picture.

FAKE!!!! There is no way that dude can have a flag sticking out of his skull like that...

Old MacDonald had a DNA splicer, e-i-e-i-o.

Eat Mor Cowz

Try our new delicious McMutant sandwich

Where's that fuckin' Peter Griffin??!!

"I'm looking for a bearded man in a white suit."

Ever wonder, exactly what part of a chicken is a MCNUGGET!?

The big cocks draw the big German crowds.

Most protesters have only one side. This guy has two sides and a biscuit.

Dammit, Google, not the "shaved cock" I was looking for!

Now I believe the warnings about dairy farmers injecting chickens with steroids.