Craptions Classics January 22, 2010

Apparently the chicken crossed the road to get some chemotherapy

Ceveron

Other Craptions

Your move, psychiatry

oskhen

Matt stared hungrily at yet another cock that he would soon have.

liberalScum

HI, Cracked I.T? Yeah, I tried rebooting, twice. It doesn't change the picture.

Mr.Excalibur

FAKE!!!! There is no way that dude can have a flag sticking out of his skull like that...

geewizz

Old MacDonald had a DNA splicer, e-i-e-i-o.

Mr.Excalibur

Try our new delicious McMutant sandwich

Ceveron

Where's that fuckin' Peter Griffin??!!

Gatt

"I'm looking for a bearded man in a white suit."

jtklove

Ever wonder, exactly what part of a chicken is a MCNUGGET!?

spud

The big cocks draw the big German crowds.

JobiSierra14

Most protesters have only one side. This guy has two sides and a biscuit.

Kelly Robinson

Dammit, Google, not the "shaved cock" I was looking for!

Versus

Now I believe the warnings about dairy farmers injecting chickens with steroids.

Fkelleghan
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