German parades are a joyless affair.

When your prisoners are deaf, mute, and blind; a prison can be set up anywhere.

28 days later, the musical

After hatching, very few Doritos survive the journey to the ocean.

They are Germans, so this is either an anti-globalization protest, or porn...anyway, I've got a boner

28 days later, France surrendered.

Finally, traffic cones I would love to hit!

Little did the terrorist "Orange Brigade" know that their oufits were referred to as a "Sniper's Delight" within SWAT teams.

The Haz-Matics, Germany's premiere garbage disposal urban dance troop, gets ready to Stomp the Junk Yard.

What do we want? FOLTERN! When do we want it? FUR FRIEDEN!

They are there to celbrate the 50th anniversary of Julius, no..not you Goat, Orange Julius.

When Paris Hilton is in town there is no such thing as too drastic

The Sex Offender registry in Germany as less than subtle.

Folten fur frieden - translation: Rosie O'donnol queefed, wear mask..

Lindsay Lohan's Sunday group-walk of Shame