Ever since I had sex with Lindsay Lohan, I can't leave home without it!

after his initial feeling of triumph with the success of his anti zombie pod, Fred realized he had to use the bathroom

Not satisfied with the Golden Harp or the Goose that laid golden eggs, Jack decides to steal the Giant's testicles too.

Now I can roll in EVERYONES POO!

The Center For Disease Control agreed to let Boy George perform, but they had some stipulations.

Goosebumps: attack of the hamster man

Wow! An original Bob Dylan! AND HE'S STILL IN HIS ORIGINAL PACKAGING!!!

2010...Day 20, Still no Asians.

Kids today don't get the full concert experience with all this "mosh pit safety" they have now...

To keep the Jonas Brothers alive they must not allow pure air to touch their bodies.

The baby at the end of "2001: A Space Odyssey" grew up to become Wayne Coyne...Are any of us really that surprised?

He is EXTREMELY partial to the smell of "his own brand."

Where Are They Now?: Peter Gerbil from GENESIS

Even Were-hamsters need to get out every once in a while.

The first time someone in a rock n' roll band has used protection.