Ever since I had sex with Lindsay Lohan, I can't leave home without it!
Mothra24after his initial feeling of triumph with the success of his anti zombie pod, Fred realized he had to use the bathroom
slammy4000Not satisfied with the Golden Harp or the Goose that laid golden eggs, Jack decides to steal the Giant's testicles too.
TaterTotsNow I can roll in EVERYONES POO!
JCarltonThe Center For Disease Control agreed to let Boy George perform, but they had some stipulations.
yeahmeGoosebumps: attack of the hamster man
LotrrossWow! An original Bob Dylan! AND HE'S STILL IN HIS ORIGINAL PACKAGING!!!
Zaphod2010...Day 20, Still no Asians.
87gnKids today don't get the full concert experience with all this "mosh pit safety" they have now...
Kamikaze PhoenixTo keep the Jonas Brothers alive they must not allow pure air to touch their bodies.
LegitimateJoeThe baby at the end of "2001: A Space Odyssey" grew up to become Wayne Coyne...Are any of us really that surprised?
RodneyHardmanHe is EXTREMELY partial to the smell of "his own brand."
Mr.ExcaliburWhere Are They Now?: Peter Gerbil from GENESIS
SRLivewireEven Were-hamsters need to get out every once in a while.
sailorboyThe first time someone in a rock n' roll band has used protection.
LegitimateJoe