I think she might have a Sixth Element you should probably know about...

I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes. I also wonder why there is a penis in the carpet.

HD picture quality really ruins the beauty of older movies...

Emerging long ago, from a closet far away...

This picture is rendered electronically using ones and zeros. This one is mainly zeroes.

This is an embarrassment to geeks. And gay people. And photographers.

He's pointing to where he "found the rebels".

Girls, gone. Wild.

It's amazing what you can do with nothing more than cardboard, masking tape, and the liberal gay agenda.

Clearly homosexual you are.

How about some math? This picture + your dad joining Facebook = military school.

Ronald McDonald got a lot more action than you'd expect for a post-op transexual.

Maybe she'll finally stop talking about that goddamn multipass...

I am seriously out of stormtrooper jokes. But I guess I have to point out that, while he's trying to point at this guy's package, he is missing.

In typical form, the Stormtrooper inacuratelely points to what he wants to "hit."