Craptions Classics January 15, 2010

"Dude...No, seriously....Where the fuck did all the bicycles go?....."

mabogo

Other Craptions

He's just a small town boy . . . living in a lonely world, he took the . . .you know what? Never mind what Journey said. I just stopped believing.

Julius_Goat

If there's a god, Bill O'reilly will come back as that stick pony.

registereduser

Looks like that Haitian Earthquake hit the wrong beach...

spud

It's the San Francisco marathon, what else would you expect?

RodneyHardman

Which Narnia story is this??

Fkelleghan

See how he prances, an imaculate machine, a one dick pony, with a slight left lean.

RogersIB

Aaaah, summer in Germany.

jtklove

His buddy Jeff behind him has already picked up TWO girls. But at least he has his pride. Well, no. Not that. But at least he has his shoes.

Julius_Goat

Whatever they're running away from... I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE!

bubblegum

Bad Idea Jeans Ad #69: Mike was only going to be in Daytona for Bike Week this one time, so he figured it would be a good idea to gallop on down to a real biker bar.

RogersIB

My 72 virgins were a mixed bag.

spectre_vampire

Graduates of Whatsammatta U.

Fkelleghan

Circa 2040: The citizens of Heattown, Anatarica can't understand why the rest of the world is so pissy about Global Warming.

He's hung like a horse.

Julius_Goat
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